BILL ALEXANDER

Bill Alexander grew up in the wilds of Saint David amid pecans and cows. On the money he gets from CAVE-FM, he can’t afford to hire illegal aliens to pick the tomatoes he grows on his farm, so Bill often picks his own. After the farming is done, Bill and his Mother love to go swimming in the San Pedro River and then relax on the beach near their tomato field. Bill’s favorite people are all dead. That’s why he talks like John Wayne, Howard Cosell and Walter Brennan on CAVE commercials. To round out his schedule, Bill teaches woodworking at the Saint David School. Because he can’t afford new drill bits, he uses old ones that are worn out. That’s why his radio program is never boring. You can catch Bill on the CAVE’s Waves afternoons when tomatoes aren’t in season.

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